omg....holy....
Archon68: This is Archon68. How may I hurt you?
You: By killing me
Archon68: Will that accomplish your objective?
You: To end all this bad stuff
Archon68: Specifically, how will end all this bad stuff help do you want me to make you orgasm?
You: sure
Archon68: OK let's do it. This was not a yes or no question.
You: Oh yeah
Archon68: Yay.