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Total Medals Earned: 19 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 385 Points

Alkie Kong 2

Medals Earned: 3/16 (80/500 points)

Rick Rolled 5 Points

View the entire end-game movie.

Code Breaker 25 Points

Enter the super secret level code.

Bat Crazy 50 Points

Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.

Six Pack 5 Points

Find 6 bottles.

Worship the Mighty 5 Points

View the high scores.

Great Listener 10 Points

Do not skip any of Max's speeches.

Beerbot Smash 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.

Boxed Up 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.

Great Defender 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.

Half Case 25 Points

Find 12 Bottles.

Switch Off 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.

Vertigo 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.

Full Case 50 Points

Find 24 bottles.

Olympian 50 Points

Beat the game without dying on normal mode.

Survivalist 50 Points

Beat the game without dying on easy mode.

Drunken Deity 100 Points

Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Boring Game

Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)

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Indie Jones

Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/80 points)

Hidden Treasure Hunter 5 Points

Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle

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Ball Breaker 5 Points

Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game

69er 10 Points

Collect exactly 69 gems in one game

Tank Award 10 Points

Collect 10 tanks in one game

The Century Mark 10 Points

Collect 100 gems in one game

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Collect 200 gems in one game

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LARRY: Big Dipper

Medals Earned: 3/11 (100/500 points)

Angry Rock Basher 25 Points

destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage

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Gem Collector 25 Points

Collect all 10 gems in a single run

Glutton for Recovery 25 Points

use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run

Nice And Healthy 25 Points

Collect all health orbs in a single run

Rageaholic 25 Points

Collect all rage orbs in a single run

Free Faller 50 Points

survive for 3 minutes

Massive Damage 50 Points

Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage

Badass Dipper 100 Points

Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Moovlin PC

Medals Earned: 1/37 (5/495 points)

Are you ready for Adventure? 5 Points

Finish the opening tutorial.

25 Minutes of Amazement 5 Points

Watch all the cutscenes.

Astronaut City 5 Points

Find the Space Helmet.

Cheeseworld Champion 5 Points

Level 3-1: Get over 10100 points!

Credits 5 Points

Anybody who has this medal is a TOTAL BADASS!

Fanbase 5 Points

Find the first piece of hidden bonus art.

GET ER' DONE! 5 Points

Find the cowboy hat.

Glub Glub 5 Points

Finish a swimming level.

Mooviball Champion 5 Points

Level 6-1: Get over 8700 points!

No Fooling Around 5 Points

Brutally beat the crap out of Truff and take no damage in the process.

Robot Slayer 5 Points

Kill 15 robots.

Sky Fury 5 Points

Complete the "Missile Mania" level in Sunshine Plains.

Space Cadet 5 Points

Beat every level in Jazela Galaxy.

Suicidal 5 Points

Die 20 times.

Sun Station Champion 5 Points

Level 1-1: Get over 9656 points!

Suzuki Pyramid Champion 5 Points

Level 2-2: Get over 14600 points!

Thwarted Gravity 5 Points

Die from falling upwards.

You have friends? 5 Points

Play a multiplayer mode.

Choked! 10 Points

Kill Polypiscis without taking any damage.

Comatose City Champion 10 Points

Level 4-1: Get over 9100 points!

Gear Mistro 10 Points

Collect all the gears in Sun Station Level 1.

Ice Caps Champion 10 Points

Level 8-1: Get over 9300 points!

Lava Survival Champion 10 Points

Level 7-3: Get over 2000 points!

Midnight Carnival Champion 10 Points

Level 2-3: Get over 3000 points!

Peaks of Glory Champion 10 Points

Level 8-2: Get over 10730 points!

Planet Lavarious Champion 10 Points

Level 7-1: Get over 9500 points!

Robot Factory Champion 10 Points

Level 10-1: Get over 7800 points!

Selia Desert Champion 10 Points

Level 2-1: Get over 9500 points!

Space Major 10 Points

Beat every level in Radion Galaxy.

Sunshine Plains Champion 10 Points

Level 6-1: Get over 8600 points!

Space General 25 Points

Beat every level in Black Hole Paradise.

Hat Messiah 50 Points

Collect all 9 hats. Also, congrats, this is quite tough to do.

Impossible is Nothing 50 Points

Complete "The Parliament" without losing any health.

The Full Gallery 50 Points

Collect all 12 bonus artwork pieces. This could take a while...

Space God 100 Points

Beat the game!

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REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Score!

Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/380 points)

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/500 points)

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)